Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Sweatshirt

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Let’s be real: your wardrobe deserves more than bland basics. If you’re tired of sweatshirts that say nothing about your wild side, the Never Killed A Mountain Lion But I've Choked A Cougar Sweatshirt is your perfect match. It’s cozy, cheeky, and guaranteed to spark double takes and belly laughs. Whether you're braving the wilderness or just surviving brunch with your ex, this sweatshirt solves the problem of forgettable fashion with a punchline that bites.

Product features

· Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from a premium cotton-poly blend that keeps you warm without sacrificing breathability—perfect for cool nights and bold mornings

· Wildly Funny Graphic: Features distressed text and cougar-themed artwork that’s equal parts rugged and hilarious

· Unisex Fit for All Adventurers: Available in sizes for men and women—ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a great sweatshirt

· Easy Care, Long-Lasting Print: Machine washable with durable ink that won’t fade after a few rounds with the laundry (or a cougar)

· Perfect Gift for the Brave & Sarcastic: Great for birthdays, gag gifts, camping trips, or anyone who’s tangled with a cougar—literally or metaphorically

Why Trend Print Studio?

At Trend Print Studio, our passionate team is here to make sure you're 110% satisfied, whether you have questions about shipping times or need assistance creating the perfect custom apparel. Our ringspun cotton t-shirts are luxuriously soft, evoking the charm of your beloved vintage wardrobe items. We take extra care to cure each item under high heat after printing to ensure longevity without fading or flaking. Our ever-evolving designs cater to a variety of tastes, providing a continuous stream of new and humorous graphics.